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Ladies and gentlemen, we are honored today to be able to interview his majesty King Kaiser MK7.  Sir, thank you for coming.

King Kaiser: The king does not grant audiences lightly so use this opportunity wisely to ask what you wish but understand that some information is classified.
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:iconzombienub:
ZombieNub Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017
(Please dont take this seriously, this is meant to be a joke.)

Dear King Kaiser
I regret to inform you that you share your name with a certain autocratic German Emperor who was part of a failed War that cost so many lives and so many resorces.
This war significantly reduce the amount of land that this country, Germany, originally held along with its neighbors and eventually led to the downfall of other things like you.
With this information in mind, how do you feel?
Sincerely,
Ironclad "Ferdinand" Franz VI
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:iconct2121:
ct2121 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Youre the master of the internet right? How many personifications of dank memes and Nutshacks are there?
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: 1,452,672 as of the time of this posting.
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:iconct2121:
ct2121 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Hilarous my good king. Did you know that someone has actually remade the nutshack theme to be good.
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:iconmegarook:
MegaRook Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
King Kaiser. I have been searching thee far and wide to ask thee a question. What animal symbolizes yourself, and your kingdom?
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: The wolf for only united can it stand.
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:iconmegarook:
MegaRook Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What weapon is thy favorite?
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: My royal scepter which does form an energy blade on command.
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:iconmegarook:
MegaRook Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Astounding!
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:iconct2121:
ct2121 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Would you be a fair ruler?
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Kaiser: Any other kind is no ruler at all.
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:iconct2121:
ct2121 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow you got my vote then. 
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:icondthom83:
dthom83 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Student Artist
What do you saw in the tournament thing, and what it the named of the tournament by away
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:iconeenogige:
Eenogige Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Dear King Kaiser,
 
You are, by far my favorite character. I mean, you have great ideas but they could use a little work. However, I would like o delve deeper into your past. I would love to know your origins.

                                                             Sincerely,
                                                                       
                                                                      Eenogige
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: Alas, that is a closely guarded secret and letting it out would compromise my mission.
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:iconeenogige:
Eenogige Featured By Owner May 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I see.. Best wishes for your glorious empire King Kaiser, may our paths meet again!
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ionlycommentok Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
King...what is your reason for trying to take over the world
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: Technology is the key to finally ending all the strife and chaos that plagues the world.  It has done much so far but now it's time for the next step.
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:iconionlycommentok:
ionlycommentok Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
Well, what did they do to you
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:iconct2121:
ct2121 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
If you were to succeed in global domination and digitization would the economy be better or worse?
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: Well, let's be honest.  There are few ways it could be worse at this point.
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:iconct2121:
ct2121 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
That is true. As long as I don't have to pay 300 bucks for a cookie I'm down.
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EvilSteel34 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
So King Kaiser, I know you want a fully digitized world, but that begs my curiosity. What would you do if a global EMP (Electromagnetic pulse) were to happen?
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: Adequate shielding and backups will suffice against such tactics.
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:iconevilsteel34:
EvilSteel34 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015
I'm also curious as to what you would use for backups. Would you use mass numbers of external hard drives, or servers?
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Kaiser: A combination of both.  Even backup plans need backups.
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:iconevilsteel34:
EvilSteel34 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015
That's true. Its very good to keep a backup in multiple places on multiple storage media. 
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EvilSteel34 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
I see. 
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SomeRandomMinion Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
What, exactly, gives YOU the right to declare what's best for all humanity?
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: You will see in time.
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:iconsomerandomminion:
SomeRandomMinion Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Cryptic....yeah, not buying it; your Highness.
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alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
You do realize the one who brings about the true new age is meant to serve only as its midwife.
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neosuduno Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015
I have some question for you, though you probably may not like them. I prefer to research high profile individuals and those connected to them before deciding on an action, and not JUST their combat capabilities and abilities.

What is you opinion of Dolly and her crew? Please use an individual basis if you can. More information is always better.

What is your opinion of the previous villains, Vereor, Julia and Morah?

Lastly, attempts to rule the world in manners like what you attempted have tried and failed numerous times, by far more advanced individuals with more intricate plans. Did you not research past villain histories before attempting your plan?

This is all based off my current analysis that you actually approve  those who value knowledge, which is not unheard of for the Lawful Evil or Mechanical Evil types, at least according to what I have studies.
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: Dolly is a loose cannon and I hold great distrust of magic in general so she is considered a class 1 threat.

Neko Detective rightly employs technology which is not surprising given her logical outlook on life.  It's clear she distrusts authority however.

Devalix would be a valuable research specimen.  A nanite colony based on her physiology would be a formidable force indeed.

Plush Wolf, again, magic is chaotic and not to be trusted.

Julia's goals are simple as are her actions.  Even if she were to succumb to the legion protocol and attempt to convert the planet, nanite countermeasures could easily be implemented.  She is not considered a high priority threat.

Vereor is considered the greatest threat of the villains to me.  He intends to feed this world to a magical force and that would jeopordize my own plans.  He will be kept under observation whenever possible.

Morah's knowledge of science could be useful but she is unlikely to submit to my authority and her mental instability makes her unreliable so policy regarding her will be strictly hands off.


Indeed, failsafes will be in place once I have gathered the needed ingrediants for this planet's digitization.  None but myself can stop it once it has begun.
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neosuduno Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015
Great... Another closed minded android overlord...

Not to sound snide, but your remains will be put to more practical use when you are destroyed. I use the term 'when' deliberately.

And no, you probably will never reach me, as I do not discriminate against anything practical, magic or technology.
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alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
That's only because Fate fears the singularity. And thus will never allow any who seek to uplift humanity to its next form to succeed.
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:iconsomerandomminion:
What is it with your "turn everyone into robots" plan? 
Why do you want to committ genocide and turn everyone into lifeless machines?
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:iconalexwarlorn:
alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
How is it genocide if they're still alive as robots?
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:iconsomerandomminion:
SomeRandomMinion Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
..."Alive"?
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:iconalexwarlorn:
alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
Why should the definition of life be limited to DNA?
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:iconsomerandomminion:
SomeRandomMinion Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
Because with Kaiser, any such philosophical questions become irrelevant. After skimming the comic, ANYONE who's turned into a machine becomes his loyal servant, dedicated to his insane mission. The old person is gone, replaced by a...THING, that serves him.

So, no one would think to ask such a thing, regardless of its value--debating philosophy doesn't get filthy organics any more closer to extinction, after all!

No emotions, just obediance.
No REAL flickers of their past selves, just knowledge of "the former organic's" friends/family/etc.
Nothing but a drone with the person's likeness.

How is that NOT death?
How is that not ERASURE?

It isn't them reaching their (arbitrarily declared) "next stage of evolution", IT'S NOT THEM AT ALL. Period.

A = A.
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: Life served it's purpose.  It's time to move on to greater things.
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:iconsomerandomminion:
SomeRandomMinion Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
So you really ARE arrogant and power hungry, and not motivated by any altruism...gotcha.
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: Call it as you wish, the result is the same.
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:iconsomerandomminion:
SomeRandomMinion Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
Typical megalomaniac.
I'll wait over here until you and your metal atrocities are dealt with.
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alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
"So, are you the singularity who will change humanity to its next form? Or just another waste?" 
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:iconlordthawkeye:
LordTHawkeye Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
King Kaiser: The former of course.  Good to see you understand.
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alexwarlorn Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
"The true singularity will create a world with no servants or masters, you exist merely to bring about the new world, once you've accomplished this, you need to be removed for utopia to be complete."
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SomeRandomMinion Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
After skimming the comic he's from....

I'll say he's the second, 100%. And his "turn-into-robots" plot is only for creating a world of obediant minions. He doesn't even have a PRETENSE of wanting a "singularity". Just power.
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WatchNR12 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Hmm, I think a fan character (Surprisingly I made for this comic) could face him.
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